Freebsd Fortunes 3

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
                -- Sydney Harris

Any president should have the right to shoot
at least two people a year without explanation.
                -- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
                -- Lazarus Long

Any program which runs right is obsolete.

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.  Climb the mountain
just a little to test it's a mountain.  From the top of the mountain, you
cannot see the mountain.
                -- Bene Gesserit proverb

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.
Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain.
From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.
                -- Bene Gesserit proverb, "Dune"

Any small object that is accidentally
dropped will hide under a larger object.

Any sufficiently advanced bug becomes a feature.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.