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"The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the
lower the mailing cost."
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
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The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and
robbers there will be.
-- Lao Tsu
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The more things change, the more they stay insane.
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The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us
is right.
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The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
-- Andy Warhol
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"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and
to watch someone else do it wrong without comment."
-- Theodore H. White
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
-- Isaac Asimov
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The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
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"The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in
1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert."
-- D. Letterman
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The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Support your right to bare arms!
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