Daily Fortunes

Aug 13, 2012

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. --...
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb

But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!

Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your...
Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel. Jaka: Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... something Cerebus: If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it? Jaka: Ugh! Cerebus: You don't like apricot...

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires...
Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero ... must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnson

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