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Mar 8, 2014

Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier...
Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

HARTLEY'S SECOND LAW: Never sleep with anyone crazier...
HARTLEY'S SECOND LAW: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. My corollary: The completely psychotic have all the fun.

Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled...
Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

HARVARD: Quarterback: Sophomore Dave Strewzinski...
HARVARD: Quarterback: Sophomore Dave Strewzinski... likes to pass. And pass he does, with a record 86 attempts (three completions) in 87 plays.... Though Strewzinksi has so far failed to score any points for the Crimson, his jackrabbit speed has made him the least...

Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really...
Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?

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