Freebsd Fortunes 3

Has anyone ever tasted an "end"?  Are they really bitter?

"Has anyone had problems with the computer accounts?"
"Yes; I don't have one."
"Okay, you can send mail to one of the tutors..."
                -- E. D'Azevedo, CS, University of Washington

Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to
defuse project tensions?  When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
        Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions.  This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or only
serves to blunt the warning signs.

        Long live the revolution!
        Have a nice day.

Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word "database" are typed
with the left hand?  Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter keyboard
was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use of both hands.
It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is not only unnatural,
but a lot harder than it appears.

Has the great art and mystery of politics no apparent utility? Does it
appear to be unqualifiedly ratty, raffish, sordid, obscene and low down,
and its salient virtuosi a gang of unmitigated scoundrels?  Then let us
not forget its high capacity to soothe and tickel the midriff, its
incomparable services as a maker of entertainment.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Carnival of Buncombe"

Haste makes waste.
                -- John Heywood

Hatcheck girl:
        "Goodness!  What lovely diamonds!"
Mae West:
        "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."
                -- "Night After Night", 1932

Hate is like acid.  It can damage the vessel in which it is
stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.

Hate the sin and love the sinner.
                -- Mahatma Gandhi

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie,
unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
                -- Mike Royko