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May 8, 2014

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.

Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.

Even a cabbage may look at a king.
Even a cabbage may look at a king.

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening...
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott
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