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May 19, 2014

Windows NT: Only 64 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
Windows NT: Only 64 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!

The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95...
The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95 or better" - I don't understand why it doesn't work on my pocket calculator!

The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.

Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.
Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.
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