Daily Fortunes

May 7, 2014

I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty...
I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their...
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck

I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall...
I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. -- Judge Harold T. Stone

I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it...
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops." In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never...

I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much...
I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much. -- Carole Wallach.

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