Daily Fortunes

May 16, 2014

Rules for driving in New York: (1) Anything done while...
Rules for driving in New York: (1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal. (2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on. (3) A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never...
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry. (4) Enjoy your food. (5) Enjoy your companion's food. (6) ...

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic...
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. People laugh at you a great deal.

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was...
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -- Herb Caen

San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue...
San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.

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