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If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had
only ten apostles.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 905 of 2327 |
If God had wanted you to go around nude,
He would have given you bigger hands.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 906 of 2327 |
If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid,
He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 907 of 2327 |
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 908 of 2327 |
If God is One, what is bad?
-- Charles Manson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 909 of 2327 |
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 910 of 2327 |
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
-- Yiddish saying
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 911 of 2327 |
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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If God wanted us to have a President,
He would have sent us a candidate.
-- Jerry Dreshfield
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If graphics hackers are so smart,
why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?
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