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Daily FortunesSep 25, 2014
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence...
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:...
Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated
than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere,
bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they...
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
-- Cheers, No Help Wanted
Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
-- Cheers, No Help...
Coach: How's it going, Norm?
Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's...
Coach: How's it going, Norm?
Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences
Sam: What's up, Norm?
Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there.
-- Cheers, Coach Returns to Action
Coach: What's the story,...
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Daddy wuvs...
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail
Sam: What'd you like, Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer.
-- Cheers, Behind Every Great Man
Sam: What will you have,...
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