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Dec 25, 2014

I did some heavy research so as to be prepared...
I did some heavy research so as to be prepared for "Mommy, why is the sky blue?" HE asked me about black holes in space. (There's a hole *where*?) I boned up to be ready for, "Why is the grass green?" HE wanted...

I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro

I know what "custody" [of the children] means...
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce

I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone...
I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford

I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell...
I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, a letter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinished words and an implicit sense of her departure. It's so curious: one can resist tears and "behave" very well in...

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