Daily Fortunes

Feb 25, 2014

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above...
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down...

And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely different.

And now for something completely the same.
And now for something completely the same.

"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia...
"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" No, Ma'am. Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat." -- Monty Python

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" --...
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. -- Woody Allen

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