Daily FortunesJan 25, 2014
"I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper,...
"I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it
(your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage."
-- English Professor, Providence College
"I'm sorry, but after reading this thread, I'm having...
"I'm sorry, but after reading this thread, I'm having a hard time
coming up with an explanation for this nonsense which doesn't involve
you being a dumbass."
-- Bill Paul <wpaul@FreeBSD.org>
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know...
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
-- Gilbert & Sullivan, "Pirates...
"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even...
"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's
lives"
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality...
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 25, 2014
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