Daily FortunesApr 25, 2014
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front...
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox
1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to help,
the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked
"what do you see?" Very earnestly,...
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change...
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along...
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty
m.p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running
alongside him, keeping pace with his car. He is amazed that a chicken is
running at forty m.p.h. So he speeds up...
A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with...
A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.
He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought
to have a name. This presented a problem, as he was not sure if the name
should be masculine or feminine.
After...
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