Daily Fortunes

Jan 11, 2015

Whatever became of eternal truth?
Whatever became of eternal truth?

Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute...
Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills." -- Herb Caen

Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California...
Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will never succeed. -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called...
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance. -- Helen Lawrenson

Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty...
Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean?

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