Daily Fortunes

Oct 1, 2016

There is no sincerer love than the love of food...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only...
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx

This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't...
This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't reach my Food-a-holics partner. I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage and mushroom. Jim, come and get me!

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