Daily FortunesAug 1, 2016
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find...
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the
entrance?
What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't...
What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow
in his footsteps?
What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into...
What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower
stall. Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed
barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character
from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull...
What I tell you three times is true.
What I tell you three times is true.
"What I think is that the F-word is basically just...
"What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-
sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up
with a terrifically witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always
came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions...
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