Daily Fortunes

Oct 13, 2016

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is...
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simon

Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time...
Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time is wasted in meetings. Why are programmers rebellious? Because the management interferes too much. Why are the programmers resigning one by one? Because they are burnt out. Having worked for poor management, they...

Why are you so hard to ignore?
Why are you so hard to ignore?

Why are you watching The washing machine? I love...
Why are you watching The washing machine? I love entertainment So long as it's clean. Professor Doberman: While the preceding poem is unarguably a change from the guarded pessimism of "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be regarded as...

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are...
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. -- Erik Satie

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