Daily FortunesFeb 13, 2016
Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and...
Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?
A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd
like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers,
"and some cigarettes."
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: ...
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: ...
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom...
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:...
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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