Daily Fortunes

Oct 24, 2016

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many...
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves. -- Lenny Bruce

Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the "Law"...
Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the "Law" is something sacred, or at least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments.

Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase...
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There...
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might...
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.

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