Daily Fortunes

Nov 24, 2016

The probablility of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely...
The probablility of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.

The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to go...
The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to go in or out is directly proportional to the number and importance of your dinner guests.

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food...
The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there...
If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door...
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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