Daily FortunesFeb 26, 2016
Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:
We can imagine... Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:
We can imagine no reason why, with ordinary care, human toes could not be
left out of chewing tobacco, and if toes are found in chewing tobacco, it
seems to us that someone has been very careless.
-- 78 So. 365.
Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:
We think that... Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:
We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch"
may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine
species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to...
Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky):
... Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky):
No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this
State unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed
with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females
weighing...
Fortune's nomination for All-Time Champion and Protector... Fortune's nomination for All-Time Champion and Protector of Youthful
Morals goes to Representative Clare E. Hoffman of Michigan. During an
impassioned House debate over a proposed bill to "expand oyster and
clam research," a sharp-eared informant transcribed...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:
Q: Are... Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:
Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced.
Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A: A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Daily Fortunes for Feb 26, 2016
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