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Apr 26, 2016

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from...
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. -- George Eliot

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies...
Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies. -- David Nichols

blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer...
blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes...
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.

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