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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The real reason large families benefit society is because...
The real reason large families benefit society is because at least a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between...
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and...
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." -- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish...
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. -- Dr. Who
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