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Aug 25, 2016

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great...
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

I always will remember -- I was in no mood...
I always will remember -- I was in no mood to trifle; 'Twas a year ago November -- I got down my trusty rifle I went out to shoot some deer And went out to stalk my prey -- On a morning bright and clear. What a haul I made that...

I am changing my name to Chrysler I am going down...
I am changing my name to Chrysler I am going down to Washington, D.C. I will tell some power broker What they did for Iacocca Will be perfectly acceptable to me! I am changing my name to Chrysler, I am heading for that great receiving line. When they hand a million...

I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! --...
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.

I can live without Someone I love But not without Someone...
I can live without Someone I love But not without Someone I need. -- "Safety"

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