Daily Fortunes

Nov 14, 2017

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light...
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light...
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light...
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]

Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: ...
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.

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