Daily Fortunes

Aug 14, 2017

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is...
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kahn

You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs;...
You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure...
You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much...
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.

You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little...
You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?

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