Daily Fortunes

Jun 14, 2017

"I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even...
"I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!" -- Mary Lou Bax

"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."
"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause...
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night." -- Steven Wright

"I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo...
"I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty...
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth

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