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May 30, 2017

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than...
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades...
"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and thermonuclear devices.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw...
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain, than...
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain, than to be coming up it.
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