| Freebsd Murphys Law: 213 of 833 |
"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and
thermonuclear devices.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 214 of 833 |
The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 215 of 833 |
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will
screw it up.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 216 of 833 |
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain,
than to be coming up it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 217 of 833 |
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 218 of 833 |
Justice always prevails...
three times out of seven.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 219 of 833 |
If it jams --- force it. If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 220 of 833 |
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which,
when you looked at it in the right way, did not become
still more complicated.
-- Poul Anderson
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 221 of 833 |
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath
to the exact center.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 222 of 833 |
No matter which direction you start,
it's always against the wind coming back.
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