Daily FortunesJan 25, 2018
"Many have seen Topaxci, God of the Red Mushroom,...
"Many have seen Topaxci, God of the Red Mushroom, and they earn the
name of shaman," he said. Some have seen Skelde, spirit of the smoke, and
they are called sorcerers. A few have been privileged to see Umcherrel, the
soul of the forest, and they...
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday...
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday....
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My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this...
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo
of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes...
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wright
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous...
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as
Africa. Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31.
We were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the boat when we finally arrived in
Africa. Upon our arrival we immediately...
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 25, 2018
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