Daily Fortunes

Jan 8, 2018

guru, n.: A person in T-shirt and sandals who took...
guru, n.: A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the phone call you are about to receive from your boss.

guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.

gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly...
gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpindicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpendicular axes...

H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those...
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach. Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate.

Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding...
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.

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