Freebsd Fortunes 4

I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already
because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even
after we've been home a long while.
                -- Casey Stengel

I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women,
only they won't let me raise my voice.
                -- Winkle

I would have made a good pope.
                -- Richard Nixon

I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have
gotten the hostages released.  I thank God they were satisfied with the
missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme.
                -- Oliver North

I would have you imagine, then, that there exists in the mind of man a block
of wax...  and that we remember and know what is imprinted as long as the
image lasts; but when the image is effaced, or cannot be taken, then we
forget or do not know.
                -- Plato, Dialogs, Theateus 191

        [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
         referring to image activation and termination.]

I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in
understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good,
our tasks will be solved.
                -- Warren G. Harding

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection
with income tax policies.
                -- William F. Buckley

I would like to know
What I was fencing in
And what I was fencing out.
                -- Robert Frost

I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is going
to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind.
In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father.
                -- Frank Zappa

I would much rather have men ask why
I have no statue, than why I have one.
                -- Marcus Procius Cato