Daily FortunesAug 26, 2018
MVS Air Lines:
The passengers all gather in the hangar,...
MVS Air Lines:
The passengers all gather in the hangar, watching hundreds of technicians
check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft. This plane has at
least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers; bigger models in the fleet
can have more engines than...
My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind...
My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times
as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending
mail about softball games. And I've got this pain right through my ALU.
I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever...
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells...
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down
by the seashore.
n = ((n >> 1) & 0x55555555) | ((n << ...
n = ((n >> 1) & 0x55555555) | ((n << 1) & 0xaaaaaaaa);
n = ((n >> 2) & 0x33333333) | ((n << 2) & 0xcccccccc);
n = ((n >> 4) & 0x0f0f0f0f) | ((n << 4) & 0xf0f0f0f0);
n = ((n...
Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that...
Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I
have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong.
-- Brent Welch
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 26, 2018
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