Daily Fortunes

Jan 3, 2019

Democracy is good. I say this because other systems...
Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse. -- Jawaharlal Nehru

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of...
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White

Democracy, n.: A government of the masses. Authority...
Democracy, n.: A government of the masses. Authority derived through mass meeting or any other form of direct expression. Results in mobocracy. Attitude toward property is communistic... negating property rights. Attitude toward law is that the will of...

Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across...
Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board. Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls.

Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal...
Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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