Daily Fortunes

May 3, 2019

BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing...
BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing. -- Seymour Papert

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. -- Woody Allen

Batteries not included.
Batteries not included.

Battle, n: A method of untying with the teeth...
Battle, n: A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that will not yield to the tongue. -- Ambrose Bierce

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath...
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

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