Daily Fortunes

Nov 3, 2019

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise...
There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. -- Ross MacDonald

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked...
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such...
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. -- Mark Twain

There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled...
There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.

There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent...
There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent fencer. The sword that he used Was his -- (line is refused, And has now been removed by the censor).

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