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Oct 7, 2019

The Commandments of the EE: 9: Trifle thee not with...
The Commandments of the EE: 9: Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug, and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages. 10: Commit thou...

The common cormorant, or shag, lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The common cormorant, or shag, lays eggs inside a paper bag.

The computer industry is journalists in their 20's standing...
The computer industry is journalists in their 20's standing in awe of entrepreneurs in their 30's who are hiring salesmen in their 40's and 50's and paying them in the 60's and 70's to bring their marketing into the 80's. -- Marty Winston

The computer is to the information industry roughly what...
The computer is to the information industry roughly what the central power station is to the electrical industry. -- Peter Drucker

The computing field is always in need of new cliches...
The computing field is always in need of new cliches. -- Alan Perlis

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