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Mar 31, 2019

Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after...
Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much good it did them.

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that...
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.

Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually,...
Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.

Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe...
Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.

Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers...
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

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