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Aug 31, 2019

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric...
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.

Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus...
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture...
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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