Daily Fortunes

Feb 1, 2019

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With...
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun. Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun.

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take...
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.

Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't...
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain? A: He changes the domain.

Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from...
Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American? A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech. -- being...

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take...
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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