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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
-- Woody Allen
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 269 of 2182 |
Batteries not included.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 270 of 2182 |
Battle, n:
A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
will not yield to the tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 271 of 2182 |
Be a better psychiatrist and the world
will beat a psychopath to your door.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 272 of 2182 |
BE A LOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 274 of 2182 |
Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
-- Homer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 275 of 2182 |
Be careful! Is it classified?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 276 of 2182 |
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
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Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or
situations that can't bear inspection.
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