Daily Fortunes

Jul 27, 2019

Jones' First Law: Anyone who makes a significant...
Jones' First Law: Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.

Jones' Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies...
Jones' Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Jones' Second Law: The man who smiles when things...
Jones' Second Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Juall's Law on Nice Guys: Nice guys don't always finish...
Juall's Law on Nice Guys: Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish. Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!

Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.
Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.

Daily Fortunes for Jul 27, 2019

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

May

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov