Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had...
Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not...
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to...
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I got
started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."
Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How...
Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.
-- Cheers,...
Sam: What's the good word, Norm?
Norm: Plop, plop, fizz,...
Sam: What's the good word, Norm?
Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer...
Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up.
-- Cheers, I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday
Sam: Whaddya say, Norm?
Norm: Well,...
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