Daily FortunesDec 4, 2019
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current...
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where...
"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some...
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar...
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity...
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's...
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 4, 2019
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