Freebsd Fortunes 6

Spence's Admonition:
        Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.

Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.

SPINSTER:
        A bachelor's wife.

SPIRTLE:
        The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands
        right in your eye.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Spock: The odds of surviving another
attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.

Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.

SPOUSE:
        Someone who'll stand by you through all the
        trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Spring is here, spring is here,
Life is skittles and life is beer.

SQUATCHO:
        The button at the top of a baseball cap.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Squirrels eating squirrels, my God, that's sick.