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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 29, 2006


Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it...
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome

Love is never asking why?
Love is never asking why?

Love is the desire to prostitute oneself. There is, indeed,...
Love is the desire to prostitute oneself. There is, indeed, no exalted pleasure that cannot be related to prostitution. -- Charles Baudelaire

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost...
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long

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