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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it...
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome

Compliment, n.: When you say something to another which...
Compliment, n.: When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to...
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so curious that he leaned...

When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written...
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.

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