Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 27, 2006

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight...
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. -- Bill Vaughan

And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if...
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.